FVM e-Newsletter for Frankie Valens Ministries
December, 2008
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HISTORY-WISE

From the bottom of our hearts, we truly want to reiterate that

God sent His most precious gift, His Son, and as we celebrate that special gift, may we never forget that had it not been for this gift, neither you nor I would ever have hope of eternal life.  We are so blessed to be called His children and have the honor and privilege of spending eternity in heaven with this great and wonderful God and His Son Jesus.  Let us not ever take that for granted.

To those of you who have supported us in ministry in the many numerous ways, we can never begin to thank you for your place in our lives.  Those are the blessings that go on and on and on.  We have been so privileged to have known you in many different ways.

Thank you so much for your cards, pictures and family letters to us.  Remembrances are wonderful.  God bless you so abundantly beyond what we could even begin to ask or think.

And for keeping all this in perspective came this e-mail to me just today.

There was a story on the radio of a woman who was out Christmas shopping with her two children.  After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable.  And after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the elevator with her two kids.

She was feeling what so many of us feel during the holiday season time of the year.  Overwhelming pressure to go to every party, every housewarming, taste all the holiday food and treats, getting that perfect gift for every single person on our shopping list, making sure we don't forget anyone on our card list, and the pressure of making sure we respond to everyone who sent us a card.

Finally the elevator doors opened and there was already a crowd in the car.   She pushed her way into the car and dragged her two kids in with her and all the bags of stuff.  When the doors closed she couldn't take it anymore and stated, "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be found, strung up and shot."

From the back of the car everyone heard a quiet calm voice respond, "Don't worry, we already crucified him."  For the rest of the trip down the elevator it was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

Don't forget this year to keep the One who started this whole Christmas thing in your every thought, deed, purchase, and word. If we all did it, just think of how different this whole world would be. 

A very Merry, Merry Christmas to you!

Last month I had related about Frankie's birthday, but I forgot to include a couple of special wishes, so I'm including them now, to the tune of Happy Birthday.

Thanks to Jesus for you,
Thanks to Jesus for you.
Thanks to Jesus for Frankie and Phyllis,
Thanks to Jesus for you.
 
(from our friend in prison in California)
 
And from a friend in South America came this greeting. "This is how a Spanish person would sing Happy Birthday in English."
 
Hoppy Bird day to you
Hoppy Bird day to you
Hoppy Bird day, dear Francisco (FRANKIE)
Hoppy Bird day to you.
 
We presented a Christmas concert for the senior adults at a local church.  We could do this because we used their sound system.  Below are a couple of pictures from that concert.
 

 
And speaking of sound systems, we have a buyer for our system, and whereas Frankie was a bit reluctant to sell it at first, we knew we couldn't be using it again because we can't lift any of the equipment, so the buyer's ministry will be enhanced and we know it is going to be in good hands and still be used for the glory of God.
 
Frankie learned the hard way that pulling our trash cart to the street was something "heavier than his underwear" because when he came back from that jaunt, he couldn't walk.  It was just too much for his still unstable back.  Another trip to the chiropractor got him back going again, but now he's paranoid about what he can and can't do.  Somebody had to do it.  We're kind of uneasy about things like that.
 
And further, we recently had a couple inches of snow and it all of a sudden dawned on us that neither one of us can shovel snow any more.  So we just decided to let it be.  However, in an e-mail to my daughter (who lives here) I simply mentioned this fact.  Would you believe the next morning she and her two youngest sons had come by and shoveled our driveway?  Now is that special family, or what?
 
My (Phyllis') back/legs situation is getting better - very slowly.  I still have quite a ways to go, but we are making progress.  It's still the roller-coaster thing, and the down times are very difficult still, but they are getting less intense and less frequent.  God did a triple miracle for me last night, because night times are my worst times, usually.  Due to the sensitivity in my legs, I usually find it difficult to identify any good sleeping position because any way I am, I have to lay on my sensitive legs, and that is painful.  But last night, after a 2-hour sleep increment, which God had mercifully helped me sleep, I got up, changed places to sleep, and God immediately helped me get right back to sleep for another two-hour sleep cycle.  An hour later I changed beds back again, and much to my later surprise, God also blessed me with another 2-hour sleeping time.  Wow!  It is so amazing how different I feel when I can get some good sleep.  Thank you, Lord, Thank you, Lord, Thank you, Lord!
 
We had mentioned that Frankie is doing some booking for Haskell and JoLee Cooley, southern gospel artists in ministry for 29 years.  Haskell was the piano player for the famous Cathedrals quartet for five years, and JoLee plays the electric bass.  They are a very anointed couple and will truly bless you.  Below are pictures from their concert that we attended recently in Wichita.
 

 
The last picture is with Haskell and Pastor Dennis Early, whom many of you have been praying for.
UPDATE:  We understand today that when Pastor Dennis went in to the hospital for the removal of the three areas of cancer, et al, that they had diagnosed earlier, one of which would have had cut a nerve on his face, thus causing some paralysis and possible disfigurement, the doctors could find no trace of their earlier findings.  GOD SO DOES ANSWER PRAYER, FOLKS!
 
You would be blessed to have the Cooleys minister in your church.  Feel free to contact either Pastor Dennis Early, Pawnee Avenue Church of God in Wichita, at 316-265-5648 or Pastor Jim Rackham, Cornerstone Christian Church in Wichita, at 316-686-0208, places they have ministered recently, for references.  Contact Frankie and plan for your blessing.
 
Our thanks to Gail Johnson of Wichita, KS for the above pictures, and thanks again to son Brian for inserting them into the newsletter. 

 Valens Vignettes -  

This is a new feature to our newsletters.  As we reflect back on 18 years of ministry, we'll share with you some of those events:  some funny, some not so funny!   Frankie and I have had fun reminiscing here.
 
 We sent a lady into labor at a concert in South Dakota!  There were only about 12 people there anyway, and during the concert the pregnant lady had to leave, so one person went with her, then another until hardly anyone was left for us to finish the concert.
 We were in a Christmas parade in San Diego, and Frankie was riding in a convertible with his name on the side of it.  Just before we entered the parade, a woman came running up to the car and gushed, "I thought you were dead!"
 As we came to the parade announcing booth, the announcer exclaimed,"Here comes Frankie Valens, son of Richie Valens!"
 And speaking of parades, Frankie was declared Grand Marshall of the shortest parade in history in Oklahoma, two blocks long!  It wasn't even long enough to throw out one large sack of candy to the children!
 
BLESSINGS-WISE - All glory to our Heavenly Father!  What they're saying.    
 
We have had many responses to our announcement about our retirement, and below are more of those.
 
***I was at your website and saw that you have retired.  I hate to hear it.  Both of you were so gracious when you came to our small church ( New Beginnings Baptist Church , Keller , Texas ).  I had hoped to book you some time at our new church, but that is ok.  You two have served in a wonderful way and I wish you the best.  If for any reason you are in the DFW area I would love to see you again.  May the Lord continue to bless you and watch over you.  
***I am so proud for you, Our Prayers will be for your new Part in Gods plan, I know there is one. I have enjoyed reading these Newsletters over the Months and it is almost as though I was with you, Maybe this has something to do with being Part of the same Body, the body of Christ. ....Keep up the Wonderful work, and Even though we never Got to meet , you are in our Hearts, Maybe someday we will cross paths as My Daughter likes to Sing and we can't put God and what he Does in a Box.
*** So sorry about your retirement but I hear ya. God has blessed you and your ministry and the others who have been there to hear it. Sometimes God just tells us to slow down and listen.  Blessings to you both and your families.
*** Thanks for the memories…good luck and may God continue to bless you!!!
*** Sorry to read that you're retiring from traveling, although I fully understand.  I no longer want to do the interim ministry - too long away from home at one time.  We're content to be here in Florida and serving the Lord in a VERY small geriatric church.  We have very much enjoyed your ministry and hosting you in several of the churches I've served over the past almost 10 years.  I trust you're not going to stop singing and playing as well as traveling!  We wish God's blessings upon you both.
*** Never got to hear you, loved your newsletters, loved the Truth you carried with you, I am Sad you must stop, but I understand the flesh will let us down, even those who walk in Spirit and Truth, So look to the finisher of your Faith for what is next and know it must be of more need to him than what you were doing, he knows best what his plan is...I will Pray for You, and Ask that you Pray for Me too.
*** Sorry to hear you have to retire.  My son and I heard you at Epiphany Lutheran Church in Eagle Lake. Minnesota a year or so ago.  We still listen to Stupid Cupid whenever we need a laugh in the car.  God bless you both and we'll keep you both in our prayers.
*** Oh, I am just so sorry to hear about your physical ailments!  Being "on up there" myself, I understand fully!  Just know in your heart that you have been a tremendous blessing to EVERYONE to whom you have ministered, and ALSO know that your first walk in Heaven will be on the streets of gold, lined with the literal thousands you have touched through your ministry!  I am sure your "Well DONE" will be glorious indeed!  Enjoy the memories of what the Lord has done for you and given you, and we will enjoy the memories of what we have received.  May God bless you both with many more years of loving service, whatever that may be!  We love you and will certainly be praying for your health!
*** On behalf of all at AmeriKids Christian Center, we are going to miss the chance of you ever coming to St. Louis again for a concert.  On the other hand - HAPPY RETIREMENT!!...God bless you both.  We love you.
 
KJV-WISE  - This column is a regular feature of our e-newsletters. We maintain that the Authorized King James Version of the Bible is the only pure Word of God.
  
Here is a question for your perusal.  How do you recognize the New Age bible versions?
 
The book called Toward a World Religion for a New Age, tells us Satan's plan.  It says  "When an appropriate, common vocabulary [and those are the key words, "common vocabulary"] is developed, each group can help toward a world religion."  To this end, New Age literature has changed the names Buddha, Krishna, Lucifer, and all the national and occult gods, to "the Christ," "the Lord," "the One," and "the Spirit."
 
All the new bible versions, with the exception of the King James Version, are unknowingly making changes and gradually evolving to conform to this one-world religion.  So we see Jesus Christ, Jehovah, and the Holy Spirit, disappearing and becoming "the Christ," "the Lord," "the One" (capital "O), and "the Spirit."  As we look through the Old Testament in these new versions, Exodus 6:3 for example, Jehovah has completely disappeared because the New Agers do not like Jehovah.
 
The new versions repeatedly replace the word "God," or "only begotten Son," with "The One."  When you read New Age books like, The Bhagavad-Gita, or The Tibetan Book of the Dead, or the Luciferian The Secret Doctrine, you will see that "the One" is the god of the pagans and the New Age.  Ms. Riplinger was so shocked and saddened to see this change in the new versions; but again, this is the "appropriate common vocabulary" that they are talking about, used to soften people up for the final one-world bible and one world religion.
 
Is your "bible" part of this New Age plan?
(from Which Bible Is God's Word? by Gail Riplinger, pages 34 and 35)
 
HEALTH-WISE - "Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest...be in health..."  III John 2
 
We have talked and talked about the danger of diet sodas, aspartame being the particularly guilty ingredient, and now comes some further information.  As you read this, and you are still drinking Diet Coke or Diet Dr. Pepper or Diet Pepsi, please read carefully.  Your health is literally at stake.  This is Part One of a Two Part series.
 
George Carlin, Diet Coke With Aspartame & Cardiac Death
 
Dr. Betty Martini, D.Hum.
6-27-8
 
George Carlin was known as a great stand up comic. Carlin hosted the first broadcast of "Saturday Night Live" in October 1975. He starred as a cabdriver in his own sitcom, "The George Carlin Show" which ran from 1993 to 1995. Carlin had a very bad habit, he was addicted to Diet Coke with aspartame. He suffered several heart attacks, one at Dodger Stadium during a baseball game. He died of heart failure on Sunday, June 22nd.
 
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In a nutshell aspartame (NutraSweet/Equal/E951/Canderel, etc.) triggers an irregular heart rhythm, interacts with cardiac medication, virtually all medication for that matter because of damage to the mitochondria or life of the cell, damages the cardiac conduction system and causes sudden death.
 
 
On 2/5/08 the New York Times published an article on a new study: "Symptoms: Metabolic Syndrome Is Tied to Diet Soda" Wrote Nicholas Bakalar, "Researchers have found a correlation between drinking diet soda and metabolic syndrome - the collection of risk factors for cardiovascular disease"... "This is interesting," said Lyn M. Steffen, an associate professor of Epidemiology at the University of Minnesota and co-author of the paper" .. Further she said, "Why is it happening? Is it some kind of chemical in the diet soda, or something about the behavior of diet soda drinkers?" I called Dr. Steffen and let her know what aspartame does to the heart and sent her this paper by Dr. H. J. Roberts, and others, which explains in detail:

ASPARTAME INDUCED ARRHYTHMIAS AND SUDDEN DEATH

By H. J. Roberts, MD, FACP, FCCP
 
(c)2004 by H. J. Roberts, M.D.

A recent extensive review of sudden death in young athletes (1) made no mention of aspartame as a primary cause or suspected contributory factor, especially when demonstrable pathology was absent. This issue has assumed great public health importance because "diet" products containing this chemical are being consumed by over two-thirds of the population - especially weight-conscious persons.
 
I have repeatedly reported the serious cardiovascular, 'neuropsychiatric, metabolic and other adverse effects of aspartame products. (2-4) Among the first 1200 aspartame reactors in my data base, 193 (16%) had symptomatic arrhythmia's, 85 (7%) atypical chest pain, and 64 (5%) recent or aggravated hypertension.

One hypertensive patient developed complete heart block within hours after consuming his first diet cola.

Another had undergone unsuccessful radio frequency ablations in the heart before awareness of having aspartame disease.

Pheochromocytoma was suspected in several aspartame reactors.

The issue of sudden death related to aspartame and its breakdown products has been raised a number of times, particularly among previously well individuals using such products... Including pilots and drivers , (3,4,6) and athletes. I have detailed the release of norepinephrine, epinephrine, dopamine and free methanol by aspartame; a host of pertinent-related pathophysiologic conditions, (e.g., cumulative formaldehyde adducts derived from aspartame in tissue proteins and nucleic aids; excessive insulin release); direct oropharyngeal absorption from gum, "breath fresheners" and other products; and the increasing problem of aspartame addiction. (4-7)

The likelihood of pulmonary hypertension induced by the vasoconstrictive effects of aspartame products also has been considered. (5) It is relevant that unexplained dyspnea was experienced by 110 aspartame reactors, usually with prompt improvement after abstinence. Moreover, primary pulmonary hypertension was found at autopsy in a 27 year old female aspartame reactor.

The lack of familiarity of most physicians and medical examiners with the foregoing considerations can have serious legal consequences. A case in point is that of a young woman (also a Sunday School teacher) who has been sentenced to serve 50 years in a Virginia prison for allegedly poisoning her husband with methyl alcohol. Elevated methanol blood concentrations were found postmortem in this body builder/basketball player who drank ten diet drinks and other aspartame products daily. She remains incarcerated despite affidavits indicating that 10% of aspartame becomes free methyl alcohol after consumption.

The need for clinicians and corporate-neutral investigators to evaluate the contributory role of aspartame in cardiopulmonary disorders and sudden death, and drug interactions with aspartame, is underscored by the frequency of persons dying unexpectedly being categorized as "death due to causes yet to be determined." One interested resident of Orange county (California) found 192 persons listed in this category between July 11 and November 15, 2003 according to the Orange county Register.
 
References:

* Maron BJ, Sudden death in young athletes, N Engl J Med 2003;349:1064-1075
 
* Roberts HJ, Reactions to aspartame containing products: 551 cases, J Appl Nutr l988;40:86-94
 
* Roberts HJ, Aspartame (NutraSweet): Is It Safe? Philadelphia, The Charles Press, 1989.
 
* Roberts HJ, Aspartame Disease: An Ignored Epidemic. West Palm Beach, Sunshine Sentinel Press, 2001
 
* Roberts HJ, Aspartame-induced dyspnea and pulmonary hypertension, Townsend Letter for Doctors & Patients 2003; 237 (January): 64-65
 
* Roberts HJ, Ignored Health Hazards for Pilots and Drivers. West Palm Beach, Sunshine Sentinel Press, 1998.
 
* Roberts HJ, Aspartame (NutraSweet) addiction, Townsend Letter for Doctors & Patients, 2900; 198 (January): 52-57
 

H. J. Roberts, MD, FACP, FCCP
 
Palm Beach Institute for Medical Research
 
P. O. Box 17799
 
West Palm Beach, Florida 33416 USA
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You will note that Dr. Roberts wrote this paper because so many young athletes are dropping dead. Some may remember athlete Steve Bechler's death in West Palm Beach. Tim Sullivan said in the San Diego Union Tribune in Feb, 2003, that whether Steve Bechler's passing (23 year old Baltimore Oriole pitcher) should prompt baseball to ban ephedra-based products is a more complicated matter, one that raises questions of civil rights and individual responsibilities, and about the gap between medical opinion and governmental regulations. But while Steve Bechler's death was blamed on ephedra this no doubt was another Diet Coke with aspartame death. At the time of his death, H. J. Roberts, M.D. who also lives in West Palm Beach immediately called the Broward County medical examiner, Dr. Joshua Perper, and asked him how many diet drinks was Bechler drinking. Dr. Perper didn't even know why he asked. The Idaho Observer wrote the story, Aspartame Poisoning Cover for Ephedra. It was finally disclosed Steve Belcher had a weight problem, he would go without eating for a couple of days and then drink diet pop with aspartame all day. He had a family history of heart problems and aspartame destroys the heart. After researching the issue it's obvious that Steve Bechler did not die because he was using ephedra, it was just another aspartame death! Even Dr. Perper could only conclude that ephedrine "probably contributed" to his death but this doctor was not knowledgeable of aspartame's effect on the heart nor did he know that Steve Belcher was using it.

Obviously ephedra could interact with aspartame but then virtually all drugs interact with aspartame. But the FDA used this aspartame death to remove another supplement. Are they going to take all the drugs off the market because they interact with aspartame? Shouldn't they ban aspartame instead? John W. Olney, M.D., was asked by the Ephedra Education Council to review some of the FDA cases. Go to (http://www.ephedrafacts.com) for the full report. The adverse event reports Dr. Olney examined include those reviewed for FDA by Doctors Ricaute and Stoll. Dr. Olney says out of 28 cases, there is not a single case that the expert reviewers rated as having a highly probable causal association with ingestion of Ephedra. Didn't bother FDA at all, they could cover up another aspartame death and grab another supplement to please Big Pharma.

Dr. H. J. Roberts said in his position paper on aspartame and cardiac symptoms (www.dorway.com ) under atypical chest pain: "More than 50 aspartame reactors experienced unexplained pain in the chest. Many others have atypical pain elsewhere in the body. A number underwent stress tests and coronary angioplasty for suspected coronary heart disease' they proved normal in the majority."

Ephedra is off the market and the sudden cardiac deaths of athletes continue to this day, as well as others in the population including children. Russell Blaylock, M.D., wrote this Athlete Alert on the subject:
 
CHRISTMAS-WISE - The Go Fish Guys at
 
I remember when people used to say things like Merry Christmas to each other.  Everybody said Merry Christmas, "Hey, Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Lowenstein."
 
You know why.  Because it wasn't about a religion.  It was about something as a culture that we thought was valuable that we all do it together, even if I disagreed with the religion behind it, because it was good for all of us instead of just me.
 
What do people say now - Happy Holidays.  See, I just say Happy Holidays 'cause I don't want to say Christmas 'cause you don't believe in Christmas, 'cause I don't want to offend you . ! @ # #.  It's called Christmas.
 
Well I went to the coffee shop
To get myself a mocha
The lady at the counter said,
"Happy Holidays."
I said, "Thanks, lady
I am pretty happy
But there's only one holiday
That makes me feel that way.
 
It's called Christmas
What more can I say
It's about the birth of Christ
And you can't take that away
You can call it something else
But that's not what it will be
It's called Christmas with a capital C.
 
God's got a law
And we pretty much destroyed it
We're gonna get judged
There's no way to avoid it.
But Jesus came down
To take the punishment for me.
He did it for you, too
So now maybe you can see why
 
It's called Christmas
What more can I say.
It's about the birth of Christ
And you can't take that away.
You can call it something else
But that's not what it will be.
It's called Christmas with a capital C.
 
Oh, yes, we want to say Happy Holidays because we don't want to leave anybody out.  Really?  How come theres a ton of holidays in February?  Nobody ever says Happy Holidays in February?  They, say what it is.  Happy Valentine's Day.  Do you believe in love?
 
But nobody wants to say Christmas.  I know why, you do too.  It's because it's got Christ in it.  And after 2,000 years, He's still intimidating people.
 
You see, when a religious person says, "I am the Way," people don't want to hear it.  They don't.  I say you've gotta say Merry Christmas because it is.  If you don't believe in it, fine.
 
I've got a flash for you.  Christianity happens to be the religious heritage of my country, whether you like it or not.  So if you're not a Christian, or you don't like it, and you don't want Christmas celebrated, God bless you.  But let me tell you something, if you think you're going to stop me from saying it because it offends you, Hey, I've got a flash for you - PUT A HELMET ON!  It's my country too!" 
 

MUSIC-WISE -  On the light-hearted side:

Try singing this for fun, to the tune of Jingle Bells:

Christmas bills, Christmas bills, Piled on the floor,
Everyday the mailman comes to bring a dozen more!
Christmas bills, Christmas bills, Scattered everywhere.
When will they discover that my bank account is bare!
 
Dashing off the checks, All in great amounts,
Mailing them today, Knowing they will bounce!
Bill collectors come, Notify my boss.
Now they get my salary, My life's a total loss!
 
Christmas bills, Christmas bills, Making me lament.
Now I'm up against the wall from all those gifts I sent!
Ohhhh! Christmas bills, Christmas bills, I'll go broke and then
When next Christmas rolls around, I'll do it all again! 

LAUGH-WISE - CHRISTMAS COOKIE RULES  

 
1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
 
2. If you drink water after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the water cancels out the cookie calories.
 
3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calories free rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone, and being the friend that you are makes your cookie calorie free.
 
4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
 
5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.
 
6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and green ones have 5 - one calorie forr each letter.  Make more red ones!
 
7. Cookies eaten while watching Miracle on 34th Street  have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
 
8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
 
9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!
 
 And finally...
 
 10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes
NEVER have calories. It's a rule!

KID-WISE -          

 
*** An eye witness account from New York City, on a cold day in December some years ago:  A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold.  A lady approached the young boy and said, 'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!"  "I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boy's reply.  The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy.  She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.  She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.  By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks and gave them to him.  She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, you will be more comfortable now." As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her, "Are you God's wife?"       
*** Come with me to a third grade classroom...There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.  He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.  It's never happened before and he knows that when the boys find out, he will never hear the end of it.  When the girls find out they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.
    The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now.  Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."
    He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
    As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.  Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
    The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord!  Thank you Lord!"
    Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.  The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.  All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.  The sympathy is wonderful.  But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his, has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
    She tries to help, but they tell her to get out.  "You've done enough, you klutz!"
    Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Suse and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"  Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."
    May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good.
***One day my young daughter and I were listening to an old tune by Simon and Garfunke.  When the song finished, she asked me, "Well, did he?"
"Did he what?"
"Did Parsley save Rosemary in time?" she asked. 
***A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny.  "How could he, with just two worms?"
 
THE GOD OF SMALL THINGS-WISE -  My white shorts!
 
For those of you who know about my "white shorts" that I've had to wear, even in bitter cold weather, comes this.
 
We were at our daughter's house with the grandkids for our Christmas celebration, and I had tried to wear some long pants, but it just didn't work, and they were hurting my legs.  So my granddaughter let me wear a pair of her black soccer shorts while there.  Hmmm - I hadn't thought of that.  So the next day Frankie and I went looking for some black shorts in a sporting goods store.  We found a store going out of business, and would you guess what we found - black shorts, yep - and we weren't sure we could afford them, but we decided we could handle the $1.00 they cost us!  Now is God awesome, again, or what?
 
FYI-WISE -  NOEL!
Did you ever wonder what a Noel is and why the word appears only at Christmastime?  Noel means birth.  The English borrowed the word from the French, who adapted it from Latin.  Noel is always capitalized because it signifies one particular birth - that of Jesus Christ.  And so we sing this ancient, festive carol that declares, Noel, Sing We Noel, or Birth, Sing We[the] Birth.
 
Human history includes untold billions of births.  But this old carol recognizes only one.
 
The birth of Jesus - it was the incarnation of God, the entrance of the Creator into the creation.  What a birth this is!  It is indeed one-of-a-kind and so deserves a word to be reserved for it only.  Noel!
 
The gospel, John, chapter 1, describes the Noel like this:
 
    In the beginning was the Word,
        And the Word was with God,
            And the Word was God.
                And the Word was made flesh
                    And dwelt among us.
 
Noel, sing We Noel!
 
P.S.  To "carol" originally meant to dance a carol.  These were festive circle dances accompanied by singing.  So later, "carol" meant both to sing and dance a carol.  Eventually, to "carol" meant merely to sing a carol.
 
MINISTRY-WISE -  Here is where we have been ministering lately:

DECEMBER

 
Saturday, December 6 - Christmas concert for senior adults at Indian Hills Church of the Nazarene, Wichita, KS
Thursday, December 11 - attend Haskell and JoLee Cooley concert at Pawnee Avenue Church of God, Wichita, KS
Friday, December 12 - Sing a Christmas song at a Haskell and JoLee concert for Cornerstone Christian Church, Wichita, KS
Sunday, December 28 - minister at Vintage Place, Derby, KS
Wednesday, December 31 - private New Year's Eve party, Derby, KS.
 
JANUARY
 
Sunday, January 25 - minister at Vintage Place, Derby, KS
 
FOOD-FOR-THOUGHT-WISE -  THE SILENT SERMON   
 
A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going.  After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him.  It was a chilly evening.  The pastor found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire.  Guessing the reason for his pastor's visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair near the fireplace and waited.
 
The pastor made himself at home but said nothing.  In the grave silence, he contemplated the dance of the flames around the burning logs.  After some minutes, the pastor took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth all alone.
 
Then he sat back in his chair, still silent.  The host watched all this in quiet contemplation.  As the one lone ember's flame flickered and diminished, there was a momentary glow and then its fire was no more.  Soon it was cold and dead.
 
Not a word had been spoken since the initial greeting.  The Pastor glanced at his watch and realized it was time to leave.  He slowly stood up, picked up the cold, dead ember and placed it back in the middle of the fire.  Immediately it began to glow, once more with the light and warmth of the burning coals around it.
 
As the pastor reached the door to leave, his host said with a tear running down his cheek, "Thank you so much for your visit and especially for the fiery sermon.  I shall be back in church next Sunday."

LAST BLAST-WISE - I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is."   (author unknown)
 
FINAL ADMONITION-WISE - " Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift."  II Corinthians 9:15 KJV

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